Dear Fig City News:
While applauding your new Apple app,
I’m appalled by the deep Android slap
That ignores all the non-Apple techies,
Making them want to wring all your neckies.
I hope you address this omission
And sooner than later commission
A coder who’s solely employed
To develop your app for Android.
Sallee Lipshutz
Couplet Writer Extraordinaire
Waban
